Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
♥ Friday, November 27, 2009.
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it
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rocka emo
♥ Wednesday, November 25, 2009.
Facebook for moreIt's indeed one assignment that I enjoyed doing so much. So now one is down and two more to go until the day dies.
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i thought you knew me
♥ Monday, November 23, 2009.
Tomorrow.
if you've lost at sea, i hope that you've drowned
♥ Sunday, November 22, 2009.
I like sitting by the window, I like looking outside the window. Although it has always been the same buildings but the scenery has never been the same, not even a second. All the moving things: the clouds, the cars, the people and sometimes, the construction outside the window of my class, I do come to realize that the world has never been stopping. Of all, I like watching the cars. Not the model of course but the speed. From far, they are puny and slow like the world is moving in such slow pace, but in fact, they are spectacular and dangerous in a way.
People, is what I watched least. Of course I'm not an arrogant bitch with my eyes at the top of my head. I figured it's their soul that I'm afraid of. Just look into their eyes you will get what I mean. I never has been good in observing people, of course, except those who has appearance that basically shout.
It's just a view from my window, what is outside your window?
Wildfox Couture
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gone in a blink of an eye
♥ Saturday, November 21, 2009.
Just don't get me wrong, I'm not growing emo. I like being at home. It secures me in every possible way and I make solitary a friend. Yes, it did happen eventually. I have all these time myself I called it my-time. In this bedroom of mine, alone, but being alone is not lonely. Sometimes, I do reading. Sometimes, I dream. But in most time, I watch TV, DVDs and videos and Facebook too. Just as much as I like about this story, there's always another side of the story. Unhealthy.
Being alone is not lonely, but ironically, being in a crowd makes lonesome or is it just certain crowd? I like hanging out with certain people. Chatter and laughter come into nature, relaxed and entertained effortlessly. I supposed it's how it should be but no, lucks don't always stand by your side. I figured, when joke does not sound funny anymore, when topic is not mutual anymore, when acquaintance feels stranger than ever, when it takes so much effort to figure out how to be effortless, something goes wrong. And no, I don't know how to sit down and talk like an adult.
Imperfection, I have million and trillion of them. What am I gonna do with them all?
By the way, I was walking in the mall the other day and someone stalked. I think I look scared. Maybe I really am...
...and when I am not.
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you've no idea
♥ Monday, November 16, 2009.
Timid and fidgeting still.
I needed the courage of the world
to just listen and follow my heart,
to do what I wanted to do,
to follow the dream what I wanted to dream.
But no, I'm not.
Timid and fidgeting still.
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I'm not faithless
♥ Tuesday, November 3, 2009.
Totally lack of inspiration. Thought it's time i needed a break, so, I was just browsing through the internet about nurave.
And it's really kind of cool, isn't it?
Hah! What am I thinking?
By the way, I just realized that I've missed out some of the pictures from my birthday celebration with college friends. Thought I looked a lil awkward so I got them hidden but anyway, thanks for the celebration and for every effort that you guys have made, I do appreciate it, with my heard and soul.
It's kind of hard to believe that Octo is over just like that, so do birthday.
Anyhow, there's nothing much going on. I do not have much to say, so I'm going to float this post with bunch of my pictures, whether you like it or not.
My god damn sterling gray contact lens. Bough the wrong color, fugly, I know.
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backdrop pic credits to WildFox
Nerd pic credits to deviantart.
Just a lot of me and my work.
Tomorrow.
I like sitting by the window, I like looking outside the window. Although it has always been the same buildings but the scenery has never been the same, not even a second. All the moving things: the clouds, the cars, the people and sometimes, the construction outside the window of my class, I do come to realize that the world has never been stopping. Of all, I like watching the cars. Not the model of course but the speed. From far, they are puny and slow like the world is moving in such slow pace, but in fact, they are spectacular and dangerous in a way.
My heart belongs to me.
Timid and fidgeting still.
